Oh, what a lovely morn, the sun shines bright, I wake up with a grin, all is perfectly right. But wait, what’s this? Oh life, you sly...

The sun’s out, hooray, what a great delight, We’re barely in summer, but it’s already a fight. Sweating like a turkey on Thanksgiving...

Oh, hellfire and damnation, it's hot as Satan's balls, This goddamn heatwave's busting my chops and all. Sweating like a whore in church,...

This is a humorous narrative poem that tells the story of a grandma's astonished discovery of pornography on her phone The headings serve...

In the silence of dusk, where shadows play, Nature breathes a tranquil song, Whispers of peace in the fading day, In the stillness, we...

Oh joy, the sun is up, it's time to rise, To greet the day with yawns and bleary eyes. Birds are chirping, what a lovely sound, As I...