In a bizarre twist of divine comedy, proponents of the "Trumpian Gospel" found themselves scrambling for theological explanations as their anointed leader, Donald Trump, faced a Holy Week of epic proportions.
As the faithful clung to their MAGA hats with trembling hands, news broke that the man supposedly "sent by God" had lost his earthly treasures faster than you can say "amen."
In a flurry of gold-plated irony, Trump's financial empire crumbled like the walls of Jericho, leaving his disciples wondering if perhaps they misheard the celestial memo. Surely, they mused, the heavenly mandate couldn't have included bankruptcy court as a holy sacrament?
Yet, in this divine comedy of errors, even the most fervent believers couldn't spin the narrative enough to explain why God's chosen one ended up losing his assets during the holiest of weeks.
Perhaps, they pondered, it was a divine lesson in humility, a celestial reminder that even those with the divine seal of approval can still fumble the golden scepter. Or maybe, just maybe, it was a sign from above that mixing politics with heavenly endorsements is about as sensible as trying to turn water into covfefe.
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