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Brief Biography of Henny Youngman

The Legendary Comedian and King of One-Liners.



Henny Youngman was an American comedian and violinist, born on March 16, 1906, in London, England, and raised in Brooklyn, New York. He started playing the violin at an early age and initially pursued a career in music, playing in various orchestras and vaudeville shows. However, he soon discovered that he had a talent for making people laugh, and he began incorporating comedy into his musical performances.

Youngman's comedy was characterized by his quick wit and his famous one-liners, many of which became part of popular culture. He was best known for his catchphrase "Take my wife ... please!" which he used to poke fun at his spouse and became one of the most recognizable one-liners in comedy history. Youngman also made numerous appearances on television shows and movies, including "The Simpsons," "The Muppet Show," and "Goodfellas."

Henny Youngman continued to perform well into his 90s and passed away on February 24, 1998, at the age of 91. He is remembered as a trailblazing comedian who helped to shape the genre of stand-up comedy and left an indelible mark on American popular culture.


Note: Henny Youngman's humor often relied on stereotypes and is not necessarily politically correct by today's standards.


Here are ten of his most famous jokes:

  1. "Take my wife ... please!"

  2. "I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!"

  3. "Doctor, it hurts when I do this. [The doctor says] Well, don't do that!"

  4. "I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."

  5. "The food at this place is really terrible ... and such small portions!"

  6. "I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

  7. "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

  8. "My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, 'Cough!'"

  9. "A guy gave me a lift the other day. He says, 'Can you put this bag on the seat?' I said, 'What is it?' He said, 'It's a surprise.' So I put it on the seat and it talked. It said, 'Watch out for that truck!'"

  10. "Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."





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